Bible lesson?
Sunday after church, her mom asked a very young daughter what the lesson went. The daughter replied, "Do not be afraid you will get your ceiling. "Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, was the pastor of tea and the Mom asked him what that morning Sunday School hour before. He said: "Fear not, thy comforter is coming." Noah did FISH? A Sunday teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot when he was fishing on the ark? "" No, "answered David." How could he, with just two worms? "A Good Samaritan Sunday teacher told her class the story of the Good Samaritan was, in which a man was beaten, robbed and dead for the situation described in vivid detail catch as the drama of their students would. Then she asked the class: "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you ? Do "A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence," I think I would throw up. "
HAHA, that was good! Thanks
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